Usmiech dnia .

[lonewolf]

w pracy dla myslacych inaczej...

[lonewolf]

  incognito....

[RybkaWillego]

 

http://www.joemonster.org/art/22535/Najbardziej_nie_odpowiednie_koszulki_dla_dzieci

[RybkaWillego]

 

http://www.joemonster.org/filmy/51013/Obsluga_klienta_w_japonskim_metrze

[RybkaWillego]

Historyjka przeczytana na FB koleżanki:

SON: "Daddy, may I ask you a question?"
DAD: "Yeah sure, what is it?"
SON: "Daddy, how much do you make an hour?"
DAD: "That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?"
SON: "I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?"
DAD: "If you must know, I make $100 an hour."
SON: "Oh! (With his head down).
SON: "Daddy, may I please borrow $50?"
The father was furious.
DAD: "If the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money to buy a silly toy or some other nonsense, then you march yourself straight to your room and go to bed. Think about why you are being so selfish. I work hard everyday for such this childish behavior."

The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door.
The man sat down and started to get even angrier about the little boy's questions. How dare he ask such questions only to get some money?
After about an hour or so, the man had calmed down, and started to think:
Maybe there was something he really needed to buy with that $ 50 and he really didn't ask for money very often. The man went to the door of the little boy's room and opened the door.

DAD: "Are you asleep, son?"

SON: "No daddy, I'm awake".
DAD: "I've been thinking, maybe I was too hard on you earlier. It's been a long day and I took out my aggravation on you. Here's the $50 you asked for."

The little boy sat straight up, smiling.
SON: "Oh, thank you daddy!"
Then, reaching under his pillow he pulled out some crumpled up bills. The man saw that the boy already had money, started to get angry again. The little boy slowly counted out his money, and then looked up at his father.

DAD: "Why do you want more money if you already have some?"

SON: "Because I didn't have enough, but now I do.

"Daddy, I have $100 now. Can I buy an hour of your time? Please come home early tomorrow. I would like to have dinner with you."
The father was crushed. He put his arms around his little son, and he begged for his forgiveness. It's just a short reminder to all of you working so hard in life. We should not let time slip through our fingers without having spent some time with those who really matter to us, those close to our hearts. Do remember to share that $100 worth of your time with someone you love? If we die tomorrow, the company that we are working for could easily replace us in a matter of days. But the family and friends we leave behind will feel the loss for the rest of their lives. And come to think of it, we pour ourselves more into work than to our family.

Some things are more important.

[RybkaWillego]

Wy też tak macie ?

[Reksio]

Też tak mam jak patrzę na moją córeczkę. Niedługo roczek, a ja nie mogę uwierzyc że to małe cudo to moje 

A teraz z innej beczki:

http://img2.demotywatoryfb.pl/uploads/201303/1362247873_wdhrqh_600.jpg

[MalaCzarna]

Złota Rybko wzruszyłam się czytając historię "Some things are more important...than money! "

[RybkaWillego]

MC ja też. Dlatego postanowiłm ją tu wrzucić

[vordingborg]

A teraz z innej beczki:

http://img2.demotywatoryfb.pl/uploads/201303/1362247873_wdhrqh_600.jpg

Fuj fuj !!!! Reksio uuuuuuuuuueeeeeeee co ty  tu imputujesz. Biedronka w Kaliszu  ja na widok jednego i drugiego dostaje niestrawności 

[RybkaWillego]

 
Ale dał czadu

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=dPuteZbN59I

[1941]

Mlody wikary ktory przybyl na parafie, strasznie sie denerwowal przed kazdym kazaniem. Pewnego razu komplementujac swego proboszcza, pyta co on robi, ze jego kazania sa takie suuuuppper a ludzie sluchaja z zapartym tchem i jest on calkiem na luzie.
Starszy juz wiekiem proboszcz-wyga, odpowiedzial, ze cala tajemnica polega na tym, ze przed kazaniem wali sobie seteczke wodeczki i juz.

Mlody wikary przed nastepnym swoim kazaniem pomyslal, ze jednak stary proboszcz juz jest i on sam jednak, dla efektu, musi lyknac wiecej, co i ucznil.

Po kazaniu w zasadzie dumny z siebie, pyta sie proboszcza jak wypadl?
Proboszcz na to :
Wszystko ok, jednynie popelniles takie w zasadzie 4 drobne bledy

1 kazania nie zaczyna sie od k.... wasza mac
2 podczas kazania raczej sie nie rzyga
3 Jezusa ukrzyzowali Zydzi a nie indianie
4 no i po kazaniu z ambony schodzi sie po schodach a nie zjezdza po poreczy prosto na pysk.

[happybeti]

 
Lubie ten kawał!!!
W dłuższej wersji starszy ksiądz pouczał młodszego, że to Kain zabił Abla, a nie ciągnął kable, a ta ciota w czerwonej sukni przy ołtarzu to nie żaden transwestyta tylko kardynał  .
Było tego jeszcze więcej, ale tez nie pamiętam 

[BarneyG]

To mial byc kieliszek wodki, nie szklanka!
Dawid zabil Goliata - nie zajeb**
Bylo 12 apostolow a nie 10-ciu
Jest 10 przykazan, a nie 12.
Mowi sie Matka Boska, a nie "cnotka niewydymka"
Tak samo Jezus Chrystus , a nie "ten denat"
To jest krzyz, nie krzyzak ani Wielkie T

"Bierzcie, jedzcie i pijcie z tego wszyscy, oto ciało i krew moja", a nie " no to siup w ten glupi dziob!"

Na koniec "idzcie w imie Ojca i Syna i Ducha Swietego", nie "Senior, Junior i Ten Trzeci"

[BarneyG]

Wybory na nowego papieza ruszyly pelna para. Na prowadzeniu dwoch mocnych kandydatow: